Wasband: Can I have my clock?
Was: The clock on the wall in the other living room.
I go pull the clock off the wall...
My mother: He came over here for a clock? You guys separated 4 years ago, why now?
Me: I don't know, but I always hated that clock.
Just another day in our divorced world. He said he called, but just showed up because I didn't answer his call or texts!