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Dating after 40

This dating game is for the birds! I am already over it! So, I was talking to a guy, well I thought I was talking to him, but then he threw this curveball. So this was the conversation.
Him: So I have a question for you.
Me: Okay, what?
Him: If my ex moves in with me, will you and I kick it?
Okay, flag on the play! What the hell? Who asks a question like this? Be calm, you got this, just answer this question
Me: Hell NO!
Him: That's it? No? But it would be financial mostly...to help me on the bills.
Mostly...we have a keyword here folks! MOSTLY! WTF is that supposed to mean? Oh, okay, you must think I'm a fool too! Let me not tune in to my inner crazy woman, just breathe and respond.
Me: Mostly? That sounds like a live-in booty call with me on the side, no thanks, I'm good!
Him: Don't you think that is a little drastic? She and I won't even be having sex all the time, she knows all about you. She's cool with it.
Are we still talking? Why are we still discussing this? Does he think I am gonna say sure and while you're at it can you assign us different days on the calendar too? You know, that way no one is in the bed at the wrong time. Get the fuck outta here.
Me: Dude bye...

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