Wasband Chronicles

So I'm getting ready for the comedy show and I start getting text messages, it was the wasband. Lol, apparently he thought he should pre-drink before his trip. This was the text.

I called him and I said what were you thinking?

Him: Who is this?

Me: Your baby momma

Him: I don't have a baby momma, I have an ex-wife.

Me: Actually you have 2 of those, I'm ex-wife #1

Him: Tasha!

Me: Oh Lord, be careful and should something happen I am still your beneficiary right?

Lol, hey that is an important question...I am the mother of his children!

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You Lost Me...I Found Me...

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Just another night with the wasband and I

So yesterday was the first, so that is day the wasband really can't stand me since he has to give me a check. Since our divorce our words have become less and less friendly, which is sad, since we have known each other for over 17 years. So this was last nights convo... Wasband: Have my receipt ready, I am on my way He arrives, I am writing out his receipt Wasband: When are you changing your name? Me: I'm not, the kids are still in school, so it's easier to keep it. Don't worry, you can marry her and she can take your name, it's no big deal. Wasband: You dropped something So I look down on the ground, turn around in circles, I see nothing. Me: I don't see anything, I don't have a clue what you could be talking about. Wasband: I'm going to back up and shine the lights on it. Walk by the basketball goal, look down. Me: There is nothing there. I can't see a thing. Then the light bulb in my head went on, I see what is going on now. Wasband

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