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Call Me Daddy.....The Wasband Chronicles

So the 15-year-old wants to go to France with her French Club, so we had our first parent meeting yesterday. Well the wasband showed up and he had been checking out her French teacher so when he signs his name on the paper to check-in he signs his name as... Daddy. 

I wanted to slap him, which I usually want to slap him on a regular basis anyway but I was like don't embarrass her or her teacher. So he tells her teacher that he listed his name as daddy on the sign in sheet says she can just refer to him as that. The look on her face was priceless! I told her to ignore him don't pay him any mind. So she laughed. 

Well he asked our daughter to add him to are GroupMe messages with the teacher and the rest of the class so when she added him it adds him as what she has him on her phone as a contact he changed his name to Daddy and I had to text his ass and tell him to calm down so he changed it again. 

How I stayed married to that man for so long I'll never know...
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