So I have many stories to catch y'all up on, so here's the Car Wash story from last month...
I got a new to me car last month, so the wasband hadn't seen this car, since he was out of town. Well, my son and I were at the car wash and this is how this unfolds. I am outside washing the car and my son is inside the car still and apparently my squat game is still strong because the person at the gas station notice my junk in the trunk from across the street and proceeds to drive to the car wash to get a closer look at Judy, lol
Well, little to both of our surprise we already knew each other....in fact we had been married, had kids and divorced by this time, lol.
The wasband was at the gas station and thought that the woman across the street had a nice apple bottom going on, poor soul. So he drove to the car wash and since I was turned, he still didn't know it was me. Well, my son got out the car and all of a sudden, I hear "TASHA" So I turned around, it was the wasband.....
Me: What's up?
Him: Ummm, when did you get this car?
Me: Last weekend, why?
Him: I was across the street at the gas station and I noticed you washing it and I thought to myself, that chick has a nice ass...I am gonna go talk to her.
I literally laughed out loud, there was no containing that hilariousness
Me: So you just spend the last 10 minutes checking out your ex wife's ass? That just made my day, the song from