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This dating game is for the birds! I am already over it! So, I was talking to a guy, well I thought I was talking to him, but then he threw this curveball. So this was the conversation. Him: So I have a question for you. Me: Okay, what? Him: If my ex moves in with me, will you and I kick it? Okay, flag on the play! What the hell? Who asks a question like this? Be calm, you got this, just answer this question Me: Hell NO! Him: That's it? No? But it would be financial mostly...to help me on the bills. Mostly...we have a keyword here folks! MOSTLY! WTF is that supposed to mean? Oh, okay, you must think I'm a fool too! Let me not tune in to my inner crazy woman, just breathe and respond. Me: Mostly? That sounds like a live-in booty call with me on the side, no thanks, I'm good! Him: Don't you think that is a little drastic? She and I won't even be having sex all the time, she knows all about you. She's cool with it. Are we still talking? Why are we still d

Hold Up! Who cares...he is my EX! So the other day I get a picture of my wasband on a dating site. Ummmm, why do I need this? I don't care. That man has been remarried and divorced since our divorce last year. Since our separation, then divorce, it seems that people have been more excited about making sure we know what the other is doing. NEWSFLASH!!!!!! We both already know...and we don't really care! We are civil now, we've even had drinks and laughed about you all. LOL. Divorce is never really easy and for us, it was pretty tragic. We said a lot of things that we probably wish we could take back, but it's all in the past now. We have four children that need us, so we decided to do what is best and we are doing a pretty damn good job of it. So if you see him out on a date, don't send me a pic, help the brotha out, tell the girl he hates raw onions, but he will eat them grilled or sauteed. It's the little things!

So I'm getting ready for the comedy show and I start getting text messages, it was the wasband. Lol, apparently he thought he should pre-drink before his trip. This was the text.  I called him and I said what were you thinking? Him: Who is this?  Me: Your baby momma Him: I don't have a baby momma, I have an ex-wife.  Me: Actually you have 2 of those, I'm ex-wife #1 Him: Tasha!  Me: Oh Lord, be careful and should something happen I am still your beneficiary right?  Lol, hey that is an important question...I am the mother of his children!

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So I have many stories to catch y'all up on, so here's the Car Wash story from last month... I got a new to me car last month, so the wasband hadn't seen this car, since he was out of town. Well, my son and I were at the car wash and this is how this unfolds. I am outside washing the car and my son is inside the car still and apparently my squat game is still strong because the person at the gas station notice my junk in the trunk from across the street and proceeds to drive to the car wash to get a closer look at Judy, lol Well, little to both of our surprise we already knew each other....in fact we had been married, had kids and divorced by this time, lol. The wasband was at the gas station and thought that the woman across the street had a nice apple bottom going on, poor soul. So he drove to the car wash and since I was turned, he still didn't know it was me. Well, my son got out the car and all of a sudden, I hear "TASHA" So I turned around, it w

This song pretty much sums up my life. Only my soulmate has my heart and I miss that crazy one every day. It's crazy how you can connect with someone briefly and spend 17 years married to someone you didn't even know. Maybe one day my fairytale will come true....

So the 15-year-old wants to go to France with her French Club, so we had our first parent meeting yesterday. Well the wasband showed up and he had been checking out her French teacher so when he signs his name on the paper to check-in he signs his name as... Daddy.  I wanted to slap him, which I usually want to slap him on a regular basis anyway but I was like don't embarrass her or her teacher. So he tells her teacher that he listed his name as daddy on the sign in sheet says she can just refer to him as that. The look on her face was priceless! I told her to ignore him don't pay him any mind. So she laughed.  Well he asked our daughter to add him to are GroupMe messages with the teacher and the rest of the class so when she added him it adds him as what she has him on her phone as a contact he changed his name to Daddy and I had to text his ass and tell him to calm down so he changed it again.  How I stayed married to that man for so long I'll never know...

Yeah, so I had one of these kinds of friends! Well, I guess you wouldn't call her a friend at this point. The funny thing is that it was a friend of hers that told me first, then a friend of his and then a mutual friend of all of us. I was in shock because of how close we were, but it just goes to show that some people will stab you in the back no matter what.... I don't miss her friendship actually, I am doing just fine...better in fact!

So yesterday was about sharing your status as #metoo if you were a victim of sexual abuse/assault. Now today is a new day...I pray those stories didn't fall on deaf ears. I have a #metoo story, unfortunately. I was sexually abused by a family member from 8-12. He told me no one would believe me and that I would be the one that would look bad if  I told, so I remained silent, until one day I decided I couldn't go on anymore,  I wanted to die, so I attempted suicide. That was when my silent cries were finally heard. And he did exactly what he said he would do, blamed me. I was no longer allowed to visit my dad's house because my abuser also lived there. I was shunned from that side of my family until I was about 18. They made excuses like I must have misunderstood what was happening, but it was so real...every touch was real. It stayed brushed under the rug and not talked about. In my twenties, I was polite to him, I kept up a face for needed appearances, as he was seen as a

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So this reminds me of the wasband! He tries to be so cool, yet threatening when it comes to guys dating his daughters. We went through it together with the oldest girl, but now with Trinity, we are divorced and co-parenting, so this will be fun.

Well, since my divorce finalized, I left my job, started homeschooling my youngest,  there are so many stories to catch you guys up on, so I can back to blogging it is!

This is so true. Mr. Right is watching you and you got his space occupied with some bullshit! Wait for your real deal! Stop settling!

  So the wasband came over to pick up a car he bought the kiddo for his birthday a few months ago. So I was drinking one of my fabulous mixed drinks and I offered him some. Not sure why I was being nice, could have been I needed him to go pick up an order I placed since he gets off earlier than I do, who knows…. Wasband: This drink is good Me: Duh, I always make good drinks Wasband: I know, wait…is there poison in this? Me: Hmmmmm, although the thought is tempting, no…even I am not that heartless Wasband: Why are you being nice today? Me: ‘Cause I am grown and I don’t have the energy to be pissed off anymore. At that moment, I realized I no longer hated this man for the 17 years of hell he put me through. I had forgiven him for it and moved on with my life. That burden of hate is too much to carry and I am so glad I let it go. My life has been amazing since our divorce and maybe one day we’ll be friends and better at this co-parenting thing, it’s important t

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So this guy is worthy of a, "who does this?" So dating in this era is crazy anyways, but this guy made me laugh. So when we got down to business and did our thang....afterwards, he reaches to give me a high five! Ummmmm, what the hell are you doing? It was good yes, but you celebrate this with a ROUND 2! Not a high 5! Put your damn hand down and where are my clothes?! I'm going home! This was an audition and you will not be getting a callback unless, well unless I am bored, because it was pretty good, lol!

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I tried to be there in every way for all my children, but my divorce affected them all differently. My two oldest children; they were not his biologically, he was however the only father they knew the last 17 years of their lives...My daughter, she acted as if he no longer existed, I mean, she would speak if she seen him, but he didn't reach out to her and she didn't reach out to him. My son, who used to want to carry his last name, no longer referred to him as dad...he became Henry. He missed most of his football games his junior and senior year and didn't show up at his college signing day. Those missed moments hurt me as I watched my children hurt, but they were strong...my oldest son said between his biological father and his step father, he knows exactly what kind of father not to be and that he will be a better man because of it... But it was different watching my younger two children deal our divorce. They still saw their dad...our youngest we share 50/50 and our 1