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What happened to the hot water?


What happened to the hot water?

So I am still learning the lessons of being a divorced homeowner. Well, I couldn’t understand why the water wasn’t getting hot. So my mother asked me how old was my hot water heater? I said I don’t know, we’ve been there 10 years and it’s the same one. She said it’s probably broken. So a trip to SEARS and $1100 dollars later, the hot water is returning. So I asked the SEARS rep, when will it be installed.

SEARS rep: Well, I don’t know when it will be installed, but it will be soon

Me: How soon is soon?

Rep: We don’t know, but it is in stock.

Me: I am spending $1100 and that’s the only answer I can get?

Rep: Well, I am sure it won’t be long, but if you haven’t heard anything in 2 days, call them.

Me: 2 days? Ummmm, I am gonna call them tomorrow. I need my hot water working.

I know some things are out of their control, but I feel they should at least know something. I mean I paid for it today, not 2 days from now. Oh well, just another day in my life. YAY me!

Oh and I had to ask the wasband to give our new puppy his shots. He said I am not a veterinarian. I said I know, but you did the others, so can you. He said I guess. So he says, you aren’t wearing your lil skirt today…..ummmmmmm it’s 10 degrees outside, why the hell would I be in a skirt.

I guess no matter what, he will always have a weakness for JUDY, even in divorce! LOL! Squats got JUDY looking fabulous!

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