So yesterday was the first, so that is day the wasband really can't stand me since he has to give me a check. Since our divorce our words have become less and less friendly, which is sad, since we have known each other for over 17 years. So this was last nights convo...
Wasband: Have my receipt ready, I am on my way
He arrives, I am writing out his receipt
Wasband: When are you changing your name?
Me: I'm not, the kids are still in school, so it's easier to keep it. Don't worry, you can marry her and she can take your name, it's no big deal.
Wasband: You dropped something
So I look down on the ground, turn around in circles, I see nothing.
Me: I don't see anything, I don't have a clue what you could be talking about.
Wasband: I'm going to back up and shine the lights on it. Walk by the basketball goal, look down.
Me: There is nothing there. I can't see a thing. Then the light bulb in my head went on, I see what is going on now.
Wasband: You didn't drop anything, I just wanted to check out your apple.
Me: My squat game has been strong since our divorce!
Even in our strong dislike for each other...even the wasband has a Judy weakness! LOL!