From Blow Jobs to Tacos

This was probably my greatest accomplishment this year...walking away completely. Our divorce was officially finalized and I was allowed true happiness. No more insults, put downs, explaining to young kids why daddy was yelling and punching holes in the wall. No more feeling I wasn't good enough, no more sleepless nights...I can finally go into a new year at peace. Looking forward to 2017. I made it!

What happened to the hot water? So I am still learning the lessons of being a divorced homeowner. Well, I couldn’t understand why the water wasn’t getting hot. So my mother asked me how old was my hot water heater? I said I don’t know, we’ve been there 10 years and it’s the same one. She said it’s probably broken. So a trip to SEARS and $1100 dollars later, the hot water is returning. So I asked the SEARS rep, when will it be installed. SEARS rep: Well, I don’t know when it will be installed, but it will be soon Me: How soon is soon? Rep: We don’t know, but it is in stock. Me: I am spending $1100 and that’s the only answer I can get? Rep: Well, I am sure it won’t be long, but if you haven’t heard anything in 2 days, call them. Me: 2 days? Ummmm, I am gonna call them tomorrow. I need my hot water working. I know some things are out of their control, but I feel they should at least know something. I mean I paid for it today, not 2 days from now. Oh well, just

*~Make a SEX Bucket List*~ You make a grocery list, you make a bill list, so why not do the same for your sex life?! Be daring and spontaneous! Be serious about it too, have goals!! The missionary position is NOT all there is to sex! Here’s a few suggestions…           1.       69 2.       Get spanked 3.      The ol’ finger in the butt 4.      Hand someone your panties 5.      Get a pearl necklace! 6.      Ride on top 7.      Get bent over the kitchen counter! 8.      Butt sex 9.      Sex it up in a public place 10.  Go to a sex toy party (Well duh, I host those! Call me!) 11. Car sex 12. Costume play 13. Have an office romance— doesn’t have to be full-on, but a kiss    by the copier never hurt anyone 14. Hook up with someone you’ll never see again 15. Sit on his face 16. Hit the big O at the same time 17. Use sex toys to get both of you off  Have phone sex 19. Bar bathroom sex (Ehh, pick a clean bar tho) 20. Shower sex

So glad that the wasband and I are officially over. He was a horrible cheater! Maybe why my self esteem was so low for years. But thank God I he saw to end that toxic relationship, but even more glad that God showed me who a so called friend truly was...

So yesterday was the first, so that is day the wasband really can't stand me since he has to give me a check. Since our divorce our words have become less and less friendly, which is sad, since we have known each other for over 17 years. So this was last nights convo... Wasband: Have my receipt ready, I am on my way He arrives, I am writing out his receipt Wasband: When are you changing your name? Me: I'm not, the kids are still in school, so it's easier to keep it. Don't worry, you can marry her and she can take your name, it's no big deal. Wasband:  You dropped something So I look down on the ground, turn around in circles, I see nothing. Me: I don't see anything, I don't have a clue what you could be talking about. Wasband: I'm going to back up and shine the lights on it. Walk by the basketball goal, look down. Me: There is nothing there. I can't see a thing. Then the light bulb in my head went on, I see what is going on now. Wasband

One spouse cannot build a marriage alone when the other spouse is committed to destroying it. Marriage works when both husband & wife work together as a team to build their marriage. Teammates do not compete against each other; they complement each other.   Teammates do not pull each other down; they encourage & support each other. Teammates do not fight in the opposites direction; they face the same direction & fight the same opponent together. Marriage teamwork is not about me; it's about us, we & ours. There is no greater example of teamwork than husband & wife. Hand in hand together, let every couple work together for the success of their marriage. Marriage is not a solo performance, it's a duet.