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Customer: So I am on auto draft and you keep sending me shit every month about my bill, I don’t want a paper bill telling me I paid a bill, I know I paid it. And what’s this other shit? A newsletter, I don’t need that either. Me: You can go on Ebilling and that will eliminate the paper bill and the newsletter is available online. Customer: Well, I don’t care what you do, I don’t want it anymore, and it’s killing my paper shredder. Me: Are you asking me to sign you up for Ebilling? Customer: Fine, do that if that stops the paper bill Me: Okay sir, what is your email address? Customer: I don’t have one Crickets……………… Me: So, that would mean Ebilling is NOT an option. Customer: Well fine then…keep killing my paper shredder See and this is the crap I deal with from 8-5 Monday through Friday. I will probably snap one day, lol!