Some days I hate working in customer service, other days I love the stories the customers share. I mean, they share intimate details and they have no idea who we are over the phone or that I look them up on Facebook afterwards and laugh and laugh. So today was about a customer that wanted to start service and while I was keying in her new service, she brought up tattoos.
Customer: You know, I have over 40 tattoos
Me: WoW, you beat me, I only have 9! But planning on a few more.
Customer: My ex has Property of ____________ right above his dick!
Me: Yikes, that sucks!
Customer: Well, not be be anymore
Me: “Ahhhhh, I see what you did there, lmao!
The wasband and I have matching tattoos, I’ve been thinking on how we cover those up. I suggested that since we have our wedding date on there, we could add our divorce final date there, lol! I guess I will go with some nice flowers instead to cover it up.
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