So my normal 8-5 job in addition to all my hustles, is at the water department. Now I hear all kinds of stories, but today was the best one yet!
Customer: I need to start service at this address, my husband and I are divorcing and I just moved out.
Me: I'm sorry about that, I will be happy to help you today.
Customer: Don't be sorry for me, be sorry for the naked woman in my hot tub, since my knee met her face!
Me: Oh, well....gotta do what you gotta do....
Customer: Yes, apparently there was about to be a threesome taking place and I wasn't invited!
Me: Damn girl, I would have kneed a bitch too
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